Let the man live
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My initials are DT, husband is FT. My poor, sweet dad gave us this stationary for Xmas.
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I started making this video in May for 4th of July. It's a bit late.
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Saw this sweater posted a few weeks ago, bought the same one and added a pearl for effect
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My mom sent me a picture of her water bottle with the caption "I'll get you next time Optimus!"
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So it begins, Artificial Intelligence has now started to whittle down the human population.
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Everything my husband said during 20 minutes of playing Super Mario World.
Warning: language.Oh, fuck! Come on Bitches. Come here, come here. Hoody hoo Oh fucker Now I gotta do it all fast n shit Schbam-x6 Gimme yoshi Run jump jump jump pussy jump jump jump jump Shapow Schbam schbam That's what I thought Oh you mfer I guess I could have gotten yoshi Come here Worthless fuckin level Oh fuck you bitch ass mfer Eat a cock God I hate you Oh yeah, yay, forgot about this. Worthless fuckin tunnel Get outta my way bitches Longest stupidiest fucking jump ever Oh fucking stupid Come here bitch Dammit Punk fart noise Yay I get to go beat Wendy's ass Awewwweee, dickhead Dammit In a big circle yay. Ah god, damn, stupid Yessss Oh I fucking, I hit the thing already You can't jump off of air, dickead Let's goo Dammit Come on, josh (talking to himself) Oh I missed the yoshi coin, fuck Oh fuck Dirka dirka Dammit Fuck it No Why didn't you jump fucker Oh you fucking piece of shit, cock sucker Bitch Bitch Awwww Fuck Oh duh, It's gonna slam on me and kill
Found out why my wife is in such a good mood since weeks: she is smokin' crack. So sad.
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Went to see the fam for Xmas and had heartburn. "There's some Tums in the medicine cabinet." The fuck?!?
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Legit photo of Donner pass from today. Look at what the back of the truck says.
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My mom got me Super Mario Sheets for Christmas. I'm 22 and have been living in my own apartment for 4 years, so I looked confused and disappointed. She said "What? It's not like anyone else is going to see your sheets" and now I don't know if that was ignorance, an insult or innocence...
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Our little trouble has just figured this out, we are screwed 😑 Merry Christmas everyone!
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