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There is a world record for throwing men

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My daughter told me we only had a little milk left in the fridge.

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Found this inside the fueling panel of a private jet.

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The washing instructions for my new pillowcase

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No protective gear? No problem 🔊⬆️

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Local Indian restaurant finally saying what everyone’s thinking

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gf ate edibles for the first time. one "wasn't shit" so she takes another. I look over at her phone and hour later and see this. yes her phones cracked

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Wood you believe it!

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Walked in my room and saw my brother left me a message with my gummy bears

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"hey dad, if you get an attendance call from school..." a text from son, who's currently stuck in an elevator with 5 friends

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Construction sign oopsie at a town nearby…

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Fine by me.

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Someone offered me a “Bag of Coke” at a concert last night.

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Cyclists.

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My friend got this concerned note through her letterbox this morning

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You've got to bee shitting me

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Eggs are expensive these days.

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I found 2 concrete safes buried in my backyard. Can't wait to see what treasures are hiding inside...

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Oh, now I know what that is for. Because knowing is half the battle!

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Sassy looking pole in the Nashville airport parking garage.

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Celebration accessories are wild

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What is it like commuting on a train?

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Sometimes the details are important

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I walked into my classroom and this is the first thing I saw for diversity class

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What's a CD Drive

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Vegans in Shambles

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"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!"

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I haven’t talked to my dad in a couple days after an argument we had. He left this at my door. 😂 He’s 60. What does it mean?

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“We were not drunk at the wedding”

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Real Italian Crystal VS Fake

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Her bed was put on the chair while we were sweeping. 4 hours later, she won’t move and growls when we come close.

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Bro went basic Ultra Pro Max 😂

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Made by me and a buddy. He needs a name.

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This man knows how to ride a segway.

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Cool Band Shirts

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Fashion...

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Scared her back to the Mesozoic Era

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which "outdated" words or phrases do you still use? 👀 [Oc]

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My son got in trouble at school today... I more pissed off that his handwriting is still this bad.

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I rolled over in my hospital bed and found it smiling at me.

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this guy definitely didn't know the meanings of the words which on his back

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The people need yachts.

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Little guy came out of nowhere!

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Some things don't age at all

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I’m at IKEA right now, and all the toilets in the bathroom displays are screwed shut so nobody can take a sh*t in them. They must’ve learned that lesson the hard way.

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The lion, the witch and the wardrobe

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My gf complained of the toilet seat being up, and I told her she’s the minority in this household. This was her reply…

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Went to a mental health center's bathroom and found this.

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I’m out here supporting my wife on her journey to a healthier lifestyle

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Joke's on them! I'm only disabled during business hours.

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